Two days ago a bird pooped on my head. I was sitting on a bench trying to do some research for my new book, and the bird took a dump right on my head. They say that it is good luck, but to me it just felt like shit in my hair. As usual, Gaby’s position on it was a little different, “LOL, It means the birds consider u as a citizen from now. They don’t do that to tourists, or goverment people.” Wait, goverment people are not citizens?
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