50 Most Hated People in America

The Beast has published its list of the 50 most hated people in America.

Have a read, it is funny.

Number 1? Who else but George W. Bush

Charges: Is it a civil rights milestone to have a retarded president? Maybe it would be, if he were ever legitimately elected. You can practically hear the whole nation holding its breath, hoping this guy will just fucking leave come January ’09 and not declare martial law. Only supporters left are the ones who would worship a fucking turnip if it promised to kill foreigners. Is so clearly not in charge of his own White House that his feeble attempts to define himself as “decider” or “commander guy” are the equivalent of a five-year-old kid sitting on his dad’s Harley and saying “vroom vroom!” Has lost so many disgusted staffers that all he’s left with are the kids from Jesus Camp. The first president who is so visibly stupid he can say “I didn’t know what was in the National Intelligence Estimate until last week” and sound plausible. Inarguably a major criminal and a much greater threat to the future of America than any Muslim terrorist.

Exhibit A: “And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I’m sorry it’s the case, and I’ll work hard to try to elevate it.”

Sentence: Dismembered, limbs donated to injured veterans.

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3 responses to “50 Most Hated People in America

  1. people hate o reilly? why why why? he seems so pleasant and affable. why would they hate him?
    could it be cuz he’s a fuckin douchebag.
    yup, that’s it.

  2. Anchi, you got that right: The big O is hands down the king of douchebagery.

  3. Miley Cyrus should be number 2

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